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stereo-sarah
23 July 2008 @ 03:22 pm
so yesteryesterday i was gallivanting around union terrace gardens with the tramps that are jessica and freya and paraded around the shops holding up a 'free hugs' sign only to be dissapointed by hug-deprived people who unfortunately didn't care for a hug, not even a free one! so we were dissapointed and were slightly pissed when a group of 'stoners' thought that we thought that we were talking about them which we weren't. freya went slightly mad so we left them to their crackhead habits and cigarette smoke. :] we finally decided to settle in union terrace gardens and stare, drool and talk about the hot people there and bitch about complete whores that i'm pretty sure i wont miss when i move. we videorecorded us acting a little high (freya was on viagra) and took numerous pictures, one that jess even commented, should be a deisel advert. very very chuffed thank you. so for the rest of the day we snacked on reeses, hershey goodies and a weird german chocolate bar that we never actually tasted. but right now you're probably wondering "where the hell are the pictures sarah?"


 
 
Current Location: hahahhahahaaa.
Current Mood: accomplishedaccomplished
Current Music: mcfwy.
 
 
stereo-sarah
22 July 2008 @ 08:47 pm
 a quicky to tell you tomorrow shall not be a quicky.
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Current Location: hommeee.
Current Mood: awakeawake
Current Music: msn *beepsss*
 
 
stereo-sarah
21 July 2008 @ 08:43 pm
i've 8 minutes so I might as well tell you:
i didn't receive any hugs today. :(
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Current Location: home.
Current Mood: blahblah
Current Music: lalala.
 
 
stereo-sarah
20 July 2008 @ 07:13 pm



no no that is a strawberry, lily. <3

So yeah, i know I wanted myself to do a WHORE-SLUT shoot but I just couldn't bring myself to be obscene just for the relief of scratching it off the list so I thought, a close-up of my mouth, a pout and maybe some big sunglasses would suffice. Maybe next time I should really make things more specific but I don't think PORN would be any good either. Actually no, I'd rather not eb a porn star thank you. HA.So what ahs been happening? Well Rory came over and we climbed trees and watched clouds for most of an afternoon in my back garden (yep, the smoke and chav filled one) but we found a small secluded forest with a heap of trees that looked lovely. Then we might've gone to Co-Op and bought some tastey chocolate and we shared my headphones, and rocked to Iggy & The Stooges, Wall of Voodoo and Jans Lenkman and I might have hugged him for ten minutes for no reason at all. We went to Union Terrace Gardens (because we always do) and ate fruit salads, sandwiches and a big bottle of Dr Pepper that we shared. :] It was fantastic fun. But you don't wanna hear what happened for the other 3 days so I'll just move on to what's happening just now, innit?

I just realized how EASY that show Don't Forget The Lyrics, know what I mean? All you need to remember is a couple words from a song while you sing the rest of it. And like, if you forget the words right? Well next time you come on, hack into the shows computer system and store all the songs on it and study it overnight and you'll be a cinch to win. Well, if your not planning to cheat either, then don't go asking me for advice plz plz plz thnkzz. :] Because knowing me, I would prolly seduce Shane Richie and get him to tell me everything. No wait, Shane Richies ugly... I think I'll pass. 

am living on carbonated caffeinated drinks and chinese takeout, i swear if i have another aromatic duck pancake, cheung fun or veggie spring roll i will SCREAM. ahh ooh PUSH IT. *sings

aruba... jamaica
ooh I wanna take you
to bermuda 
bahama
come on pretty mama,
key largo
montigo
baby why don't we go,
DOWN TO KOKOMO

innit. *snuggles each and everyone of the beach boys*
and to finish off an inspiring quote from a close friend:
"it isn't possible to have a boner if you are a girl,
unless of course your sarah or a transexual."
my friends are lovely. *cute face*
 
 
 
Current Location: home.
Current Mood: bouncybouncy
Current Music: ONEREPUBLICK.
 
 
stereo-sarah
19 July 2008 @ 06:30 pm
eek!  

very very sorry for not posting on the 19th of July 2008.
expect something fairly long with the 'camera whore-like photoshoot' summer resolution i promised myself. <33
and you'll be glad to know i chanegd my default picture,
unless you hate me. :]

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Current Location: OH MY! PEDO.
Current Mood: chipperchipper
Current Music: pedofiles in speedofiles.
 
 
 
stereo-sarah
18 July 2008 @ 07:38 pm
I remember the first time
you named me “Good morning.”
I remember the first time
you named me “Good morning.”

And how, the night before,
you considered my ceiling,
where the passing cars outside
the passing cars outside
the passing cars outside
cast their shadows and liquid lights
through the slats of my blinds.

You said: “Hey Romeo--
your CD player is skipping again...
but your ceiling’s like fireworks for poor folks!”

And I liked that.

I like the tall pauses you take
when you tell your nephews knock-knock jokes.
And I like your theory
that men and women’s shirts button on opposite sides
so that couples can get dressed facing each other
after making love.

You seem to season your seasons,
your days, your time
with rhyme, not reason,
I’ve seen you. Daily. Nightly.
I’ve watched you housebreak a puppy
just by asking politely.

And your remedy for insomnia?
Is to pile every pillow and blanket into the tub
and you nap there like you’re taking
a patchwork bath,
and I said once: “Oh--I wish I had a PICTURE!”
and you said: “Oh--I wish you and I had HOT SEX,
YOU gave ME a PEDICURE,
and then ELVES showed up at our doorstep,
with a PIZZA, to tell us JESUS just built a TREEHOUSE
in the backyard, and he’d like to meet us both,
so HOP IN HOTSHOT!”


You’re weird,
with a capital “WE.”
And I’m grateful, I marvel,
you’ve helped me hammer
some of my worst manners into manhood,
but I still admit--I like the way your shorts fit,
and how, overall, you’d call me “smart,”
even though sometimes
I do really stupid shit.

And I like how you giggle with your lips closed
like you’ve got a secret little moon in your mouth.

But I’m not insisting you’re some kind of goddess,
(I know you’re suspicious of unspecific love poems).
You’re more like a sunflower,
growing in the courtyard of an old folks home--
you mean things to people on a daily basis,
and this petty poem won’t explain
just how “my favorite” your face is,
(but I wish I’d been your bathroom mirror
the day they took off your braces).

You’re so pretty.

You’re like a vivid video game
and I’m the idiot kid
just trying to get to your next level--
I like your right-shoulder angel,
Hell, I like your left-shoulder devil.
I admire the lively deeds you do.
So if you come through a doorway again,
in a thrift store poncho,
or a drop-dead evening gown,
twirling and asking:
“Well, whaddya think?”
I’m gonna tell you:

“Shit howdy, Sunshine,
sit your fine self down!
If you’re looking for a compliment--

I think you’ve come
to the right place.”

And how, the night before,
you considered my ceiling,
where the passing cars outside
the passing cars outside
the passing cars outside
cast their shadows and liquid lights
through the slats of my blinds.

You said: “Hey Romeo--
your CD player is skipping again...
but your ceiling’s like fireworks for poor folks!”

And I liked that.

I like the tall pauses you take
when you tell your nephews knock-knock jokes.
And I like your theory
that men and women’s shirts button on opposite sides
so that couples can get dressed facing each other
after making love.

You seem to season your seasons,
your days, your time
with rhyme, not reason,
I’ve seen you. Daily. Nightly.
I’ve watched you housebreak a puppy
just by asking politely.

And your remedy for insomnia?
Is to pile every pillow and blanket into the tub
and you nap there like you’re taking
a patchwork bath,
and I said once: “Oh--I wish I had a PICTURE!”
and you said: “Oh--I wish you and I had HOT SEX,
YOU gave ME a PEDICURE,
and then ELVES showed up at our doorstep,
with a PIZZA, to tell us JESUS just built a TREEHOUSE
in the backyard, and he’d like to meet us both,
so HOP IN HOTSHOT!”


You’re weird,
with a capital “WE.”
And I’m grateful, I marvel,
you’ve helped me hammer
some of my worst manners into manhood,
but I still admit--I like the way your shorts fit,
and how, overall, you’d call me “smart,”
even though sometimes
I do really stupid shit.

And I like how you giggle with your lips closed
like you’ve got a secret little moon in your mouth.

But I’m not insisting you’re some kind of goddess,
(I know you’re suspicious of unspecific love poems).
You’re more like a sunflower,
growing in the courtyard of an old folks home--
you mean things to people on a daily basis,
and this petty poem won’t explain
just how “my favorite” your face is,
(but I wish I’d been your bathroom mirror
the day they took off your braces).

You’re so pretty.

You’re like a vivid video game
and I’m the idiot kid
just trying to get to your next level--
I like your right-shoulder angel,
Hell, I like your left-shoulder devil.
I admire the lively deeds you do.
So if you come through a doorway again,
in a thrift store poncho,
or a drop-dead evening gown,
twirling and asking:
“Well, whaddya think?”
I’m gonna tell you:

“Shit howdy, Sunshine,
sit your fine self down!
If you’re looking for a compliment--

I think you’ve come
to the right place.”

- Rives 
 
 
Current Location: WOW.
Current Mood: artisticartistic
Current Music: bewitched theme tune, doo doo.
 
 
stereo-sarah
17 July 2008 @ 02:31 pm

i'm really getting into this summer vibe ever sicne rory called. :) *i will tell you, it's just i gotsta tell alicium first WHEN SHE GETS ON. But yeah, would you like to see the long and lengthy list? I ttly just rented out the whole of Blockbuster... okay, not quite. :)

1. Bratz the Movie. 

2. August Rush 

3. Bewitched

4. Alvin & The Chipmunks

5. Stardust

6. Cool Runnings

7. Lilo Leroy & Stitch

8. Zoom: Academy For Superheroes

9. ENCHANTED. ;]

HOT I KNOW. ;]

 

 
 
Current Location: AWESOME.
Current Mood: awakeawake
Current Music: leroy beroy
 
 
stereo-sarah
16 July 2008 @ 05:54 pm


scratch that rant.
i am absolutely elated now. <3
thank you rory.




tell you later. ;]
but i will of course, tell alice first.
GET ON MSN, GIRL.

 
 
Current Location: WOO!
Current Mood: ecstaticecstatic
Current Music: aly & aj. im shameless i know.
 
 
stereo-sarah
16 July 2008 @ 05:10 pm

well the week has been WAY WAY hectic and my camera was low on battery so I was camera deprived for a pretty long time which was rather depressing as I really wanted to just have one big photoshoot and post up all the pictures, get my head out of this ongoing rut that I'm in. My summer has been ruined my sunless Scotland and returing accents and i'm getting distressed by the fact that after 5 years i still can't spell aluminum and color like a british person but it doesn't really matter anymore since we're moving.
when we still had the house i could at least go out in the garden and cloud watch for an afternoon but now there's chavs smoking outside in the kids playhouse outside and i can't even lie down on the grass for fear of catching some rare disease. :/ no, not nice. and my brother thinks we're ging to brazil soon. HA. you wish.

i think i'm weird. i'm getting a tad bit obssessed with maths formulae, the sims and crap jokes. please... get me out of this flat. <3

so i've decided to scar the 'SUMMER' checklist alltogether. Its more now of a 'LIFE' checklist but then again, most checklists/to dos are.. :] and i've added a summer reading list as well, only the books that i'm reading are all going to be pretty random. i've read two so far but hey, you can't rush literature, unless of course it's crap and you absolutely have to. <3



oh, i've also been forced rather brutally to watch this by my parents.
char-MING. :/
 
 
Current Location: home, no wait, a flat.
Current Mood: morosemorose
Current Music: um.. i dont know!
 
 
stereo-sarah
15 July 2008 @ 07:58 pm
i promies i'll post a huge one tomorrow. <3
 
 
Current Location: rorehs.
Current Mood: bitchybitchy
Current Music: stuff.